1. We don't like to be watched constantly. If you start acting psycho bitch on us and checking our phones you will diminish all of that trust.
2. When we make out, let let us be the dominant one. Nothing drains our testosterone levels more than a dominant female.
3. Not gonna lie, 50% of the time we don't have a mental attraction to you. It's just physical.
4. When we go to the movies, it's a public place. Don't start doing naughty things when the room is filled with strangers with curious eyes. It's awkward.
5. Don't be a whore before or while we date. I want both of us to be and STAY clean.
6. Don't text us expecting to get a reply in 5 seconds, we don't want to put off the vibe to our friends that we constantly kiss your ass.
I really just want to make you laugh, and if I can, I live longer.
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